Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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