Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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