i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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