PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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