He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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