I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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