Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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