AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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