i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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