And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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