can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
porn star boner night. come get it.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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