And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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