I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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