i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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