Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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