One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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