He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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