I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
