Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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