I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize