when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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