8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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