It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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