Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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