theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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