i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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