guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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