i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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