we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
