My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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