I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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