haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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