I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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