i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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