That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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