he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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