Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
that's an acceptable place to lick
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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