I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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