She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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