Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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