4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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