then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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