yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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