ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He passed out mid-signature
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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