just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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