All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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