11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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