i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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