Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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