theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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