that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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