Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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