he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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