I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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