Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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