Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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