ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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