I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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