Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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