It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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