I can't watch pbs sober anymore
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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